Hey remember that time...

When I found a human tooth, down on Delancey?

When I went and saw Mae, paid $5 to go to the acoustic performance after, sat like 4 feet away from dave and zach, and then met them and got pictures with them after the show?

When i went dress shopping with jaimie and her family and jaimie bought the 2nd dress she tried on, only after trying on about a bajillion and a half more dresses before going back for the second one?

When i got asked out on a date by a black man?

When i accepted the date with the black man?

When i got called to be the family home evening co-chair?

yeah those are seriously the only semi-exciting things going on in my life currently. sorry the update was boring but i figured it was time. Here are pictures from the mae concert. it was aMAEzing. fact.


Dave Elkins (I am a little bit in love. It is fine.)


Zach Gehring

dear marci

i miss you making your bed at like 10:00 at night.

i miss you forcing me to look at pictures of small children on people's blogs.

i miss you always somehow needing to be in the bathroom at the exact time i am in the bathroom.

i miss the cody shrine.

i miss you storming into the room in a huff, usually saying something like "can we talk about [insert dramatic topic here]?"

i miss laying in bed on sunday morning telling myself that i will get up and get ready for church if you get up--even though you're thinking the exact same thing about me.

i miss spontaneous lady gaga dance parties.

i miss pretending to know who you're talking about when you're trying to tell me important ward gossip.

i miss you telling me that my eyebrows look terrible.

i miss trying to figure out whose turn it is to buy milk and toilet paper.

i miss you getting up and walking across the room just to tell me something that you could have easily told me from where you had been.

i miss you trying to make me go to ward prayer and i miss coming up with excuses not to go.
i miss winning that battle.

i miss you saying things like "i'm not very good at drawing poinsettias" or "get on my bed."

i miss you answering every text or phone call, no matter what time it is.

i miss being able to tell when you're out on the gk because i can hear your laugh over every other noise.

ME-OW.

Dear Sarah-

I am still failing at trying to keep the room clean
Orlando Bloom misses you
I don't miss the cody shrine
Quote wall makes me smile/laugh every time i pass it (he puts the ho in homosexual...)
I miss Lady Gaga dance parties
I miss laying on the floor laughing our heads off at the most ridiculous things
I miss your random seductive looks/dance moves
I miss pouncing on you while you are trying to go to bed
I miss you obsessively checking the mail
I miss computer parties/fbook stalking together
I miss telling you all the ward gossip and you not knowing who anyone is that I am talking about
I miss lazy saturdays with you
I miss sharing cafe nachos with you (even though this could be the reason i have mono)
I miss Jamba visits, distracting you form work
I miss gossip girl texts
I miss pillow talk
I miss pretending to be asleep while waiting for you to wake up for church
I miss your FLAMING red hair :)
I miss your lost obsession
Are you, are you falling for me?
Please come back to provo soon, I am so so so bored without you constantly here with me. I even miss you being on fbook all the time. Also please don't even leave me alone for a whole summer ever again. thanks.

see more pwn and owned pictures

is your eggo preggo?

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/

epic. and a half.

why don't i ever get the memo about things like this?

HEY PEOPLE WHO ARE IN CHARGE. i want in. bitte?

Thank goodness....

I was raised the way I was, by my fantastic parents. I like to think that it is going to help prevent me from becoming like the lady at Applebee's. Alison, Jaimie, Kate, and I went to Applebee's for Jaimie's birthday this past weekend. After hitting up Old Navy we were waiting for our name to be called and there was this ridiculous couple behind us. They were all over each other, kissing and making out and all sorts of gross things like that. Here is a little sneak peak into the conversations they were having:

Leathery, orange looking lady: So how many tattoos do you have?
Slightly creepy looking man: 3. This one on my arm(Lifts up sleeve to show here the tattoo), one on my back, (And then i didn't hear where the other one was. I am considering that to be a blessing.)
Leathery Lady: How do you feel about piercings?
I am not sure of the mans response, but after he responded she proceeded to tell him about all the piercings she has, and the piercings she used to have including, but not limited to:
Nose piercing
Tongue Piercing - which apparently she had to take out when she had her child
Nipple piercing - no i am not making this up

Slightly creepy man: I'm graduating in 2 weeks - I would like to point out that this was not a young man. Not sure what he was doing with his life up till now but good for you for finishing college!
Leathery lady: REALLY?!?

SERIOUSLY?!?!?! They are on a date and all over each other and they know like NOTHING about each other. Sick sick sick.

So I just want to thank my parents for raising me how they did so I will not wake up one day and find myself in this position.

1 day of classes left!
Less than 2 weeks until Jaimie and I are roommates! Yes Sarah, I will miss you, don't worry.